1: My hot peppers appear to be very hot. This is good news. :) I plan to pickle a few jars worth tomorrow.
2: My oddly-round cucumbers turn out to be cantaloupes. The seed packet was apparently mislabeled. So now I'm just waiting for them to get large enough to eat. (Note to self: Under-ripe cantaloupe tastes just like cucumber.)
That is all. Carry on.